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My Weekend
Dec 22, 11:23 am

This Saturday, I was in Los Angeles taking a cab to the train station to head back home to Irvine.  I just got done working a Frag Doll gig and although it was easy, all I could think of was my bed.  The night before I only managed to get 3 hours of sleep and the entire day I consumed nothing but coffee, I was spent. I had 45 minutes before my train left and felt confident I would make it in time since it was only 15 blocks away.  I completely under-estimated LA’s rush hour traffic. A fifty five dollar cab ride later I arrived to the station. I just missed my train by seconds. Sitting in the freezing cold, I had to wait forty minutes for the next train to arrive.  I wasn’t wearing much, just a thin jacket over my Frag Doll shirt and jeans.  I could hear the wind whistling through the train tunnel and then smashing across my face like bricks of ice.  At one point I buried my hands into the bottom of my purse to try to stay warm.  I was miserable to say the least.

Finally when I was on the train, comforted by the compaction of everyone’s body heat, the lack of sleep started to kick in.  My eyes were fading shut and I was trying everything to stay awake.  Although my iPhone was almost dead, I thought playing Bejeweled might keep me alert. My train ride was only an hour long so I knew if I slept I could easily miss my stop. I was doing okay keeping myself a wake until the woman next to me in the window seat got up to leave.  I slid over, laid my head on the window and within seconds I was sound asleep.

I suddenly woke up to a voice over the intercom.  I looked around to see the train was empty.  I had no idea how long I slept but I knew the train was stopped and I had to get off immediately. Startled I jumped up and ran toward the door of the train.  As I scurried down the aisle my purse got caught on a rail and everything came flying out.  I was fumbling for my belongings, trying to get it into my purse as quickly as possible, knowing the train doors would shut at any moment.  I finally gathered up my stuff and approached the door.  I was too late.  Defeated, I sat down and started to cry.  I pulled out my phone to see I had 4 missed calls and it was a half hour passed the time I was originally supposed to get off.  Phone in hand, with less then a bar to spare I called JB.  He had been waiting for me at the Irvine train station, when I didn’t get off the train he had gotten scared.
JB: “Where are you” he shouted.
Brooke: “I’m so sorry!” “I fall asleep and I have no idea where I am and the train is still moving! “My voice was shaky trying to fight off tears.
JB: “Don’t worry baby!  Get off on the next stop and I will come get you.  Everything will be okay, I promise!”
JB then runs up to the nearest employee at the Irvine train station. He asked her where my train was stopping next. He find out I would be getting off in San Clemente about 30 miles outside Irvine.  She must’ve known it would be hard to find because she ran after JB and give him written directions on how to get there.
Ten minutes later my train comes to a stop.  I get off and soon realize this stop was deserted; there was no train station.  I was alone and in the dark. I could hear the ocean right next to me, but it was too dark to see.  I started to feel panicked; there was no way JB was going to find this place. I was in the middle of nowhere. Once again defeated, frozen and in the dark, I curled into a ball on the train bench and started to weep. 

Soon after a tall white, middle aged man appeared to my right.  I quickly wiped my tears. I didn’t want him to see how vulnerable I was.  He started walking toward me. I froze; all I could do was look down toward my lap.  I saw his feet slow down but he gradually walked pass me.  I couldn’t help to think how easy it would be for him to grab me, pull me across the tracks and hurt me.  We were so close to the coast of the ocean it would be pretty easy for him to discard of my body, not to mention the ocean roared so loud no one would be able to hear my screams.  When he got further away I pulled out my phone and dialed 911. I didn’t press the call button, but I wanted to have it ready just in case.  While still keeping my eyes on the mystery man I was trying to look for any kind of landmarks, street signs or store names I could text to JB to make it easier for him to find me; there was nothing.  Just when I couldn’t feel more petrified, the mystery man started abruptly pounding nearby trash bins with his fist.  Was he trying to scare me or was he out of his mind?  I didn’t know if I should run, but where?  I was in complete darkness.  I knew JB would be coming soon but I had little hope he would be able to find me in such a desolated place. I decided to remain still.  The man turned around and started toward my direction again.  As he came near I put my phone to my ear calling no one.  “Two minutes?  That’s great!  I’m at the same spot as always. I love you.” I wanted him to believe someone would be picking me up in any minute. Glaring in my direction, he snarled something unintelligible but kept walking until he disappeared into the darkness.  I felt more scared than ever, at least before I could track the man with my eyes and able to brace myself for the attack; now he could pop up right behind me at anytime.  Trembling, my body did something it has done before when faced with this kind of fear; I shut down.  I went into a dreamlike state.  I had no idea how long I was out until a beaming light hit my face.  Was I dead?  I felt oddly relaxed for someone that had just been killed?  Was I really staring into the so called, “light” I hear people talk about right before they think they’re going to die?

No silly’s, or how else would I have written this blog?  It was JB’s highlights!  My Knight in Shining Armor coming to rescue me like so many times before.  I ran toward his car as fast as I could, jumped into the passenger sit, flung my head into this chest and cried out, “Thank you!” “You’re okay now,” JB said softly patting my head.
I never felt safer in my life as I did in that moment.  I was so comforted knowing that he was there for me, that he never hesitates for a minute when trying to keep me safe.  I love you JB.

The End.

Ask a Doll- Brookelyn
Dec 07, 4:26 pm

Will the questions in this thread ever be answered? - Seductivepancake
Yes, the time is now.  The Frag Dolls have been slackalackin on this, but since I don’t have anything interesting to write about I’m glad I have this option.

What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done to get the attention of a boy? –mookel
There are so many, it’s hard to pick one.  Whenever I really liked a boy I would practice what I would say to him the night before in the mirror.  I would also learn his schedule in school and make sure I would walk pass him after his class was over. - Okay, after reading this out loud it makes me realize I was a stalker in school.  I also did the whole note thing; leaving notes in his locker or having my friends give it to him.  I’m embarrassed just thinking back about this.  I’m going to move on to the next question now.

Do you play only on 360 as Frag Dolls, or have you expanded to other consoles (such as PS3)? If not, are there plans to expand to other consoles? - Pinkorangutang
We compete only on Xbox360, but there has been interest in competing in World of Warcraft.  Not sure if this will ever happen.  As far as casual gaming goes, I play on many consoles.  I own an Xbox360, Playstation 3, and Wii.  I played a little of Rayman Raving Rabbid’s TV Party last night on the Wii, but most of my time is given to World of Warcraft on my PC.

Hello Frag Dolls, I was wondering if you play the playstation version of Rainbow six Vegas 2? - NeXtGeN_AssN
We all have.  When Seagate sponsored us they would set up shoot out for us on RBV2 at various events.  It always took us an hour or so to get use to the controls.  I personally like playing on 360. I don’t like the analog sticks for the Playstation 3.

Can you change the weather for me? - Seductivepancake
Actually I can.  Once when I was younger I went to my sister’s cabin to hang out and roast marshmallows over a campfire.  Jokingly, I started to dance around the fire and do Indian chants; I tripped and fall into the fire and didn’t burn.  Soon after it started to rain.  Make what you will out of this story.

Do you support mega corporations who exploit workers from third world countries? Dirt_dawg
I shop at Wal-Mart, so I guess I do. Sad huh?
I do try to support small businesses whenever I get a chance.  Example:  When visiting small towns I will always spend a few pennies more and buy food from the town grocery store.  I hate that Wal-Mart’s and Target stores are so dang convenient. 

I am a female, and I absolutely love gaming. I was wondering if there is any way I can get in touch with one of you to learn more about having the chance to become a Frag Doll. –tw1ggyy
We aren’t hiring at the moment but when we do we will post it on our website first.  My advice is to stay active on the forums and brush up on your FPS skills.

Since you are sponsored by/work for Ubisoft, could you tell us what the best job perk has been? Do you get free Ubisoft games? Do you get these games before they’re released to the public?-Jeffro_M
The best perk is traveling the U.S, meeting new people and staying in hotels.  Room Service is my favorite!  Getting free videogames is my second favorite perk.  Ubisoft tries their best to get us the games before they’re release.  Sometimes it doesn’t matter though; I’m a multiplayer fan so even if I get a game in advance there is no one online to play with anyway.

Also I’d like to know what kind of music the frag dolls bump?-Jeffro_M
I love all genres, even some Christian music.  When I was younger my father would blast Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles and Steely Dan throughout our house.  I grow up loving them.  I would have to say Stevie Wonder is my all time favorite.  I also love hip hop music. I love to dance to anything with a hot beat. 

Do you think if I asked nicely, Andy would take off his shirt and kiss me? - Loganissocool
Definitely!  He’s secretly in love with you Logan.  He goes on and on in private chat on how much he wants you but he is too shy to confess his love. 

Since the FDUK team is fin, are you girls going to start traveling abroad more to fill in the European blanks? - Chickamungus
God I hope so!  That would be awesome!  The furthest I have traveled is Canada.

The End.

Coaching Celebrities
Nov 17, 11:02 am

Usually the first question asked to the Frag Dolls is, “What exactly is a Frag Doll?” Answering this question for four and a half years now, I have this answer down to a science.  It typically goes something like this… “Frag Dolls are a group of professional girl gamers that work and are sponsored by Ubisoft to promote and compete in Ubisoft titles.” Well, thanks to last weekend I can change up my job title a bit.  Ubisoft invited Kim Kardashian- The reality star from ‘Keeping up with the Kardashians’, Reggie Bush- A running back for the Saints and Bobby McCray- The defensive end for the Saints to be coached by Frag Dolls: Rhoulette and Brookelyn (Me).  We invited the celebrities to our amazing suite in the French Quarter of New Orleans.  We chose to teach them how to play Rayman Raving Rabbids TV Party; it’s a great party game and by having a model and two football stars playing it just shows that ANYONE can play this game.  Rabbit TV Party consists of more than 50 mini games.  We thought it would be appropriate to start off with the dancing game, since Kim was recently on Dancing with the Stars.  After coaching Kim and Reggie for a round or two, the competition was on between the two.  I had my money on Kim, she was picking up the groove a lot more then Reggie was at first.  When Reggie noticed he was losing you could see the competitiveness come out of him.  His face suddenly got serious and I could tell he was focusing hard on the dance moves.  The last 30 seconds of round one, Reggie took the lead and completely dominated Kim’s score.  Reggie is competitive at heart, no matter if its football or dancing on a Wii game.

Unfortunately Reggie couldn’t compete in the surfing, and sledding mini game using the Wii board.  We didn’t want to risk him reinjuring his knee.  I’m sure the Saint’s fans out there wouldn’t be too happy with us if we were responsible for him not being able to get back on the field.  Instead we got Kim, Bobby McCray and Kevin Frazier- Entertainment Tonight’s weekend anchor and correspondent to compete against each other.
All three of them all had their moments on certain mini games. Kim was amazing in the sledding game; she really knows how to work her butt.  Bobby McCray was excellent at balance during the RRR surfing game and Kevin… well….He showed us how to cheat on the Wii board during Wii Fit.  I tried to explain to him that he was only cheating himself on a fitness game but he didn’t care to listen.

After coaching the celebrities I was on a mission.  My ultimate goal was to get my father a Reggie Bush autograph.  My dad is a huge fan of USC.  Reggie was so kind to address a Saints hat to my father and Bobby McCray ended up signing it as well.  My dad is going to freak when he receives it!  I want to say this was the highlight of my day but there was just too much awesomeness to pick one.  For Example: Bobby McCray put Rhoulette and me in a headlock.  I think this is how a NFL pro thanks you.  It was awesome! As you can see in the picture I was smiling way too much for a person being put in a headlock.  Bobby was so easy going and the life of the party.  Whenever Rhoulette and I had our backs turned he would come up behind us and give us noogies.  Just like what a big brother would do.

I had the time of my life this weekend.  Coaching Celebrities, staying in the French Quarter and getting to walk Bourbon Street.  Life is good!  I can’t wait for the next event.  I never know what is to come with being a Frag Doll, but if it’s anything like this event then count me in on every Frag Doll gig from here on out.

Week two- FarCry 2 Raffle Winners
Nov 04, 2:20 pm

Put your hands together for:

*Scott Gardner
*Michael McDonald
*Richard Davis
*Darryl Axsom
*Sarah Gordon
*Frank Alejandro
*Mike Wedmer

The seven of you just won a free FarCry 2 Steam code for the PC.  I will be sending your code through private messaging on the Frag Doll Forums shortly.
Congratulations!

This will be the last of the FarCry 2 Raffle winners. Thank you all for participating!

Be sure to check back on the Frag Doll Home Page for future contest and prizes.

Week One- Farcry 2 Raffle Winners
Oct 27, 3:14 pm

Congratulations:
Marcus Bass
Michelle Hardiman, CeperatedSelf
Chris Martinez aka kRoOkEd OnE
Matthew “56kbps” Lynn
Philip Harris

I will be private messaging the winners with their Far Cry 2 PC steam code shortly.

We will be continuing this raffle until Oct. 31st.  Check back next Monday for the next round of winners. 
Also, if your name wasn’t selected this week you’re still eligible for the next drawing.

Good Luck!

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