Wander around your local supermarket in a crouched position.

Accidentally break both of your arms trying to perfect a spinning bird kick.

Get sacked because your boss does not appreciate you crawling through air vents to meetings.

Become terrified at the sound of your portable radio hissing out static.

Watch someone eating and imagine their hunger bar filling up.

Feel surprised as your neighbours take offence when you walk into their house to steal their life savings hidden inside various barrels and vases.

Side step before eventually turning a corner.

Get arrested trying to ‘drift more’ in your Renault Peugeot down the M1.

Begin looking at your garden in terms of crop rotations.

Ask your local if they know where any sailors are.

Become depressed because your boobs aren’t bigger than your head.

Stroll through a busy street, thinking of grid layouts and tactical positioning for your ‘troops.’

Ask the sale’s clerk “How much gil is it?”

Get thrown out of a nightclub because the music didn’t feature directional arrows.

See people’s names over their heads.

Refer to birthdays as ‘levelling up.’

Mentally give yourself EXP when you successfully finish your paper round.

Mentally give yourself an extremely irritating victory theme tune when you successfully finish your paper round.

Ditch your paper round and take up a life of crime in an Ice Cream Van instead.

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