You people are crazy - which of course I mean in the most affectionate of ways - if you think any of the other Fragdolls are worthy to represent you in the Battle of the Dolls. Remember that you are an individual, a strong willed individual, with the ability to make good (Team Sarin) choices.

I quote to you from the rantings of a mad woman, who also has a little insight into my life:

‘Team Sarin: A popular choice. Some could say the best choice.’

Yes it is True our very own Jam knows that some (ie. Those who are right) say Team Sarin is the best choice. She then goes on to say:

‘What do you really know about Sarin? She dabbles in a bit of the dead body business. Likes to cook. Likes to CUT UP SMALL KITTENS AND STAMP ON THEM AND THROW ACID INTO THEIR PLEADING, CUTE LITTLE EYES’

Dead body business she says… well what more do you want from a Ghost Recon Team leader?? Likes to cook…. Cook up a winning team baby. Cut up small Kittens… well it may be a slight fabrication from Jam there, but hey do you really want a leader who hasn’t got the guts to snipe the many kittens Voodoo, Jam and Kitt will be deploying to hide behind??

Well there you have it ladies and gentlemen Jam knows Team Sarin is the way forward… and I bet deep down the other dolls know it too. I hear that Voodoo is planning to pick only the crème de la crème for her team, because that’s what she is going to need to come even close to touching the shiny wonder that will be Team Sarin. And Kitt, well I hear she is taking on all sorts, clearly going for the dirty tactics route to the top, but it will not work! Muhahahaha.

Now let me just remind you that Team Sarin has already had some victories. On the real battle field of paintballing Team Sarin whooped Team Jam into a seedy little red pulp. On the virtual battle field of Far Cry Instincts Predator Team Sarin beat Team Kitt into submission. And the really good news is that it can only get better! I have improved my team leader skills, and this time round I get to hand pick my team mates.

So for those of you still a little unsure (fools) here is a recap:

Team Sarin: your chance to victory!
Team Jam: your chance to be fed with propaganda and lied to repeatedly.
Team Voodoo: Halo-tastic maybe…. But GRAW-tastic? Sarin begs to differ.
Team Kitt: do you really want to be lead by a tiny blonde woman ... into war?? I think not.

People who have been a part of Team Sarin in the past still speak of it with fond memories and kind words:

‘Was good to meet Sarin (excellent team captain)’ - ms-kleaneasy

‘Sarin then took the wise decision that we needed at least one team mascot and so it was that Ninja and Rabbit were named as our lucky and highly secret weapons against team Jam.’ - ms-kleaneasy

‘I really want to thank Sarin for making me her Rabbit ... guy...’ - Mr.Tob3z

‘GO TEAM SARIN!!’ – DJ Nes

‘Team Sarin did win! Team Sarin!’ - Gurunes

‘I’m going to join Sarin’s team!’ - Jam FDUK

Ok so they may be a bit random… but you can tell which team they all loved ... oh yes, it’s TEAM SARIN!!

See you all on the Battlefield.